this chapoo thing keeps coming up in sk...yyyyyyy..??

@chris.......what do you mean 'her own key'..?? Kwani mafundi wa kuweka konji ya ndani those sides hakuna?? or to replace the damn lock?? wewe namna gani bwana?? vile mimi naona umekula hiyo chapoo tayari....chunga ngotha slap on your face is next,then your are a cabbage...!!!

If you have money that you expect to start using in five years,it now belongs in stocks.

@sheep
I know the meat thingy down the coast is common where by a meat cube is baked in the vulva for some hours kabla being tossed in the frying pan with the rest then you get served. But the chapo with irregular contours having been sat on is new to me and it made my day,hahahaha,i'm still laughing jaribu amenijazz sana

@jaribu
Jaribu if you had not heard of the meat,here we go,the chapo gets served with meat stew or fry containing one peace that has been in the oven between mama's legs. hehehehehh!loooooooool,jaribu,the chapo you will look at it for any irregularities what about the stew????? let me here you gonnah bail yourself out of this one ma men! loooooooooooooooool!!!

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg

@all
You guys have cracked me up mpaka tears are rolling down my cheeks like crazy men.

@And1589
Ati mate inatoka sana....Loooooooolest. Man,i think you've eaten chapo,stew na ukachapwa na knickers...hahahahahahahaha

If you are still excited from yesterday's achievements,then today you have not achieved anything.

@mdosi
I've been laughing the whole afternoon mpaka tears rolled down my cheeks and its night and i'm stil laughing. I havent laughed this much in a long time. Lets wait for Dr. Jaribu to give us his verdict of this patient.
@jaribu
I think we have a new victim callead and1589,he has symptoms of eaten that chapo and looks like it was served with the stew. Dr. Jaribu what is your diagonosis on andi please confirm he's a victim of chapo and if he ate stew as well. So that he can know he is awaiting stage two being slapped with the knickers on the face,looooooooooooooool! i'm loving this sooo much

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep. Carl Sandburg

Enyewe,ii dunia emepasuka mahali. I dont know why a person already with an answer at hand,fails to act on it,and goes ahead to bother others??????!!!

Do that which makes yo heart,RE LAXXXX!!!

Two options thus remain for you,either you leave her now,(whichever tactic u use),or accept to live with her happily ever after - waking up late to open the door for her,(very drank,and God knows wea she was and with .....?) every day.



Democracy gices every man a right to be his own oppressor

This guy has found out that he cannot live with the woman. He has reasons for that and therefore there is no question of using and dumping. Would it be better for them to marry and then divorce?

His is not the first of such cases.

Now,gentleman you have 2 options:


Either you use anti-Chapo or anti-Stew (karanga),which is also available!
or you call some wazees if you do not want to use the first option.

The 2nd option is the better one,but you might not be able to use it since you are afraid of 'neighbours'.




All beginnings are difficult ..... ..... everything has an end,only a sausage has two.

sk members are so funny! nimecheka sana!

so if some woman gives you beef stew,chapati na mama akupige na pantie,wewe kwisha.

kujaribu ndio kupata

somebody tell me,are these things real?

cos i am not taking chapatis at home again.

for being 'slapped' with inner wear,not possible

meat? wololololoi



Jesus,make me a blessing to my family and my country Kenya

if your situation is real,you must be a very indecisive man which is not good for a man.

but if you must insist on keeping your indecisiveness,just leave her and stuff. take your stuff and leave her alone.

Make her feel that she is the winner and you are the loser.

but you must in future stop dfrifting through life,take charge



Jesus,make me a blessing to my family and my country Kenya

I know how you feel and the fear of drama on the neighbours part. The truth shall always set you free. I suggest you just talk about her firmly but calmly. You'll best avoid drama by being understanding and not rocking the boat too much,but make sure you tell the truth.

'The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.” William James