Yesterday I bought shares worth 10k fm their immaculately clean Thika branch, around the time Ocampo was nyef nyeffing (the tv volume was actually turned up). Today, a soft spoken gentleman called me informing me I have won extra shares worth 10k, in the ongoing PEPEA NA NZE PROMO WITH MURAMATI. What a x-mas! There are 3 nze's, bikes n many other prizes to be won. Walk into any of their branches armed with a copy of ID, passport size foto. Open an a/c, buy shares b4 31st dec. Qualify 4the raffle. Sit back n await to join Muguku Nelson in "masonko of the century" Down Memory Lane in 2070!! Merry x-mas wazuzu.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!