Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2009 Posts: 46
|
Special KCPE Students:
1. Kamilisha methali ifuatayo akili ni – nywele; ujinga ni – weave; wazimu ni – Mohawk
2. Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno MIWANI: Ans - Miwa ni mitamu sana
3. Insha - ukizingatia familia ya kirima eleza umuhimu wa pesa..!
4. Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno MINTARAFU: Ans- Kamau alitafuna mint arafu akaitema pap!
5. Tunga sentensi ukitumia MAONI: Ans- Mao ni ngumu!!
6. What does Yash pal Ghai's daughter call her father? Ans - Ghai fafa!
7. (English paper): Ques 48: OTHERWISE?
8. Swali - andika kinyume.....huku kuna jua: Ans - huku hakujui
9. (Art & Craft) name 3 common joints: Ans. Rafikiz, Psys and Tamasha
10. CRE: who was the 1st luo in the bible? Ans- Nick Odemus.
11. What did Judas update on twitter after Jesus resurected? A) OMG, B) NKT, C) LMFAO, D) WTF
12. Geo. Que. 3. Which country is next to the USA? Ans – USB
13. What is the opposite of Wetangula? Ans- Dryangula
14. Where did Moses see the burning bush? Ans – Sanchangwan
15. C.R.E How do we know Eve was not Chinese? Ans - She ate the fruit not the Snake
16. History: Why did somalis president attend kenya's promulgation? Ans - to take Kenya's old constitution
17. GHC: Where is the largest migration in Kenya? A) Maasai Mara B) Thika rd C) Ngong rd D) Jogoo rd
18. How many times did Agnes say OMG: A) 12 B) 17 C) 9 D) None of the above
19. Name 3 things you can make from sheet metal 1) Funnel; 2) Tin can; 3) Mitch's TPF4 suit
20. Home Science which of following is not a soap? a) Esmeralda; b) la Mujer; c) Geisha; d)Heroes
21. Where does nameless come from in the EABL designated driver ad? A) from the bushes; B) Wahu kicked him out; C) a drunk driving accident
22. Science: A stimulus is something that makes you react quickly. Give examples: Ans - Like seeing an AP in your rearview mirror
23. Andika wingi wa Kibaki... a) Mabaki; b) Mmmmwa-Kibaki; c) Mkibaki; d) Wakibaki
24. Home Science: Which of the following foods is NOT rich in protein? a) Chips Masala; b) Chips Funga; c) Chips Beba
25. Mary loads her fon with 20/= & calls her friend for 6 min. A) what network is Mary on? B) How many bonga points will she get?
26. Draw with a protractor & pencil how Ruto "jumped into conclusion" & went to the hague
27. Gani kati ya hizi sio salamu mufti (a) ambapo? (b) otherwise? (c) what is (d)hawayu
28. Discuss: Charging a Toyota Vitz KES 300 for parking fees is a form of child abuse (15 Marks)
29. Mathematics Paper 1 Qn 3: A man flies to The Hague voluntarily and comes back within 3 days aboard a commercial jet. Assuming the distance to The Hague is 10,000Kms, how long will it take the same man to come back if he flies there handcuffed? (20 marks)
30. KCPE Kiswahili Q. Kinyume cha Pole pole? Answer: Pap Pap
"Until the lions have their historians, tales of hunting will always depict the hunter as a brave man."
|