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Wendz		#1 Posted : Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:06:27 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		Have you seen these emails going round? KCPE2010 -Maths: Draw with a protractor and pencil how ruto "jumped into conclusions" and went to the Hague KCPE2010 G.H.C Who planted the kenyan flag on top mt.kenya? A.makmende B.Safaricom choir kcpe2010 Q: Use the words Defeat, Detail & Defence in a sentence A: Decow jumped over Defence, Defeat landed before Detail KCPE Social Studies :How many times did Agnes (in busted) say OMG A) 12 B) 17 C) 9 D) None of the above KCPE2010 Geography: Q3. which country is next to the USA ? Ans... USB KCPE2010 Swahili: Q11 Jibu swali ifuatayo: Washamba wa Facebook hukutana wapi? Ans: Farmville kcpe2010 who discovered the force of gravity? Ans. Kibaki & his balloons (promulgation day) KCPE2010 Social Studies Q45: During the Kenya Uganda game what did Oliech Funga? A. Bao B.chips Who climbed the sycamore tree to see Jesus? Ans. Inspekta Mwala KCPE2010 Business Studies Q4. The main economic activity in Juja Constituency is a)Farming b)By-elections KCPE2010 CRE Q42. Suppose you find a blacked out chips funga in a bar. As a Christian what should you do? A)Rejoice B)Funga the chips C) Tell her she will be fungwad What did Judas tweet or put on his facebook status on learning that Jesus had resurrected? A)NKT B) OMG C) LMAO D) WTH KCPE2010 Swahili Q18. Tunga sentensi ukitumia simanzi Ans:huyo ni chali, si manzi KCPE 2010 Maths. Q5. A G4S van with 20 mil leaves KCB bank @ 7.55 am traveling @ 50kph along Ngong. Find the Money. Social Studies KCPE2010 Q.27 Which part of its name does Kenya Power and Lighting take the least seriously? (a) Kenya (b) Power (c) Lighting This is not a trick question: Math: Solve for x: Nairobi Water + Sewerage = (a) Keringet (b) Aquamist KCPE2010 Social Studies: Q23 what does Yash pal Ghai's daughter call her father? Ans: Ghai fafa! KCPE2010 CRE who is a traitor A.Judas Iscariot B.Kalonzo Musyoka C. Kalembe Ndile D.all of the above KCPE 2010 Music- Q21 Discuss the role of football during the recent Vuvuzela concerts held in South Africa (25 marks) KCPE2010 Arts & Crafts Paper 1: Q23: Name Three Joints. Answer: Rafikiz, Changes and Tamashas KCPE2010: Geography:- Give 3 places found in Western Kenya: Ans. NairobiWest, Westlands & Kahawa West KCPE2010 CRE - Q22: who was the first Luo in the Bible? Ans. Nick Odemus KCPE2010 CRE Q10: What did the burning bush say to Moses? Ans: 'Just gonna stand there and watch me burn...' KCPE2010 English Composition Q2. "With reference to the Kirima Family discuss tthe importance of money, monogamy and wills [40 marks] KCPE2010 Mathematics: Q35 Calculate the probability of a G4Scar arriving to any of its destination. Hint: it is carrying 150m. KCPE2010 English Paper 1: Q2 Which Idiom is appropriate for Ruto's trip to the Hague? He spilled the ____________ (A) Maize (b) Land (c) Elections
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Magigi		#2 Posted : Thursday, November 11, 2010 12:11:59 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya		...also recived this; KCPE 2011 Mathematics Paper 1) A normal person X wants to become a politician. What would you deduct from him to make him one? a) Common Sense b) Honesty c) Brains d) All the above 2) A man voluntarily flies to the Hague and back on a commercial jet in a total of five hours. Assuming the distance to Hague is 10,000 Km, how long will he take to come back if he goes there in handcuffs? 3) Mr. Wetangula bought a piece of land for 1.1 billion which is 200% higher than the cost price. How much will the transaction cost him? a) His reputation b) His job c) His Salary d) All the above 4) The city council charges Ksh 140 to park a car in Nairobi and clamp it if the owner doesnt pay and charge him an additional Ksh 1500. If a VITZ owner doesnt pay parking, how much will the owner pay in total if the car is clamped? a) A Vitz is not a car b) Ksh 20: The equivalent of children park-entry fees. c) They cant clamp the wheel of a Vitz. Its too small. d) He wont pay. He'd rather buy a new Vitz. Its cheaper. 5) Using a pair of Compasses and a ruler, calculate the safest distance a person next to Raila should stand to avoid being hit by his head when he is speaking. 6) A ministry is allocated 5 billion shillings. Which of these politicians will embezzle the funds the fastest? a) Geoffrey Majiwa b) Moses Wetangula c) Charity Ngilu d) William Ruto 7) An average person reads a speech in One hour, Thirty five minutes. How long will it take Kibaki to read the same speech?
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mwanahisa		#3 Posted : Thursday, November 11, 2010 4:45:50 PM
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Jus Blazin		#4 Posted : Thursday, November 11, 2010 11:31:32 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2008 Posts: 3,966		KCPE 2010 ENGLISH: Q: Start a composition with the words 'No sooner had she bent over than...' Q: Otherwise? (20 marks) Add a question tag... Q: Ruto went to The Hague. A: Haguen't he? GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Q: What do you call a KPLC van following a G4S van? A: Mulika Mwizi. Q: Which of following is not a soap? A. Esmeralda B. La Mujer C. Geisha D. Heroes Q: Why did the kuku danger cross the road? A: So it could get to Jogoo Road. C.R.E: Q: Who in the bible hated Math? A: Math...eeew!! Q: If Moses was a Rastafarian and he saw the burning bush, what would he have answered? A. If mi gwan B: I n I C. Mo Faya D. Blo blo blo KISWAHILI INSHA Q: Andika insha kuhusu 'MTUNGO'. A: Mtungo ni mbembe ya kusandurwo ama kuserukio na mai mahiu na kureo njiraini. Q: Kinyume cha pole pole? A: Pap! Q: Tunga sentensi ukitumia neno 'jumapili'. A: Tulibuy ma Tusker juu ma Pili zilikua zimeisha. Q: Asiyeskia la mkuu? A. Hupelekwa Hague B. Hujipeleka Hague C. Ako kwa bahasha Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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