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Intelligentsia
#21 Posted : Thursday, August 12, 2010 5:38:11 PM
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why are there so many names/theories/myths/stories concerning 'sehemu nyeti'?

sample this:
- if you shower with cold water,jabulani becomes more active
(improved blood circulation is all over the body),
- if you take lots of madafu (immature/unripe) coconut, jabulani
will grow to 'OMG, is that a reptile?!'lengths and widths,
- if you wear loose clothing, jabulani's growth will be severely
curtailed,has nothing to do with genetics
- if you dish out lots of sugarcane, the constant practice will
make jabulani better and firmer with every encounter,

etc!
maybe those with extended s-xual mileage plse cast more illumination on what is true and what is not!?
nostoppingthis
#22 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 1:16:04 PM
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Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
Intelligentsia wrote:
why are there so many names/theories/myths/stories concerning 'sehemu nyeti'?

sample this:
- if you shower with cold water,jabulani becomes more active
(improved blood circulation is all over the body),
- if you take lots of madafu (immature/unripe) coconut, jabulani
will grow to 'OMG, is that a reptile?!'lengths and widths,
- if you wear loose clothing, jabulani's growth will be severely
curtailed,has nothing to do with genetics
- if you dish out lots of sugarcane, the constant practice will
make jabulani better and firmer with every encounter,

etc!
maybe those with extended s-xual mileage plse cast more illumination on what is true and what is not!?


Since leo ni Friday, watu wa extended mileage wako wapi?
vinii
#23 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 4:15:28 PM
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..i would rather take cold Tuskers - enough bottles to cool my body...
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
newfarer
#24 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 6:01:07 PM
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I get nose bleeds after washing my face with cold water in the morning .What if I wash the whole body? Putting this theory in practice can take me to a early grave

punda amecheka
Mwituria
#25 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 7:33:07 PM
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newfarer wrote:
I get nose bleeds after washing my face with cold water in the morning .What if I wash the whole body? Putting this theory in practice can take me to a early grave


Pray Agreed!! some of us might get "sehemu nyeti bleeds". God forbid,i will stick to a warm shower.
Kick the darkness till it bleeds daylight!!
vinii
#26 Posted : Tuesday, October 19, 2010 9:49:22 PM
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.....for best results try a cold bath tub...
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
slammers
#27 Posted : Wednesday, October 20, 2010 8:56:23 AM
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maji baridi NO!!!!!!!
sparkly
#28 Posted : Wednesday, October 20, 2010 1:55:38 PM
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Wendz wrote:
@sheep...

you are safe.... seems like this recommendation is just for the male folks only....
...

@sheep is a she?
Life is short. Live passionately.
quicksand
#29 Posted : Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:00:16 PM
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Probably a conspiracy theory to make people (one half of the species) conserve energy. My reasons for showering with cold water are very simple ..I once installed that cheap hot showerhead thing and got electrocuted. Faulty installation, yes I know, but I am not taking my chances. It was pure hell in there as the water got really hot, felt like piercing needles, the stima also came from the pool on the floor shooting up, and when i touched the metal pipe to try and turn it off, I was bumped off against the wall. Shame on you Shame on you Neva AGAIN!!!!!!!! Cold showers never killed anyone.
Jus Blazin
#30 Posted : Wednesday, October 20, 2010 6:07:11 PM
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@Dmitry, maybe you could tell us that if I spend more than x number of minutes in a hot shower with y degrees celsius, or above, for a period of t weeks, then my little swimmers will be ineffective for z number of months.

maji moto ni relative, bwana. what may be hot to you may be a cool shower to me. o'wise we have no idea what temperatures the 1950's men were subjected to for 3 weeks.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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