Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-- Babe Ruth

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
-- Ernest Hemingway

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
-- Paul Hornung

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-- H.L. Mencken

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-- George Bernard Shaw

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-- Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-- Dave Barry

One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm. "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

vinii, my bad, it's draught n' now on ma 2nd ireland guinness draught........

so leo ni sato ama vipi?

dewaar's whisky....

c&p

WATCH OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING SYMPTOMS WHILE DRUNK

- If your beer fails to give taste and satisfaction, and it seems unusually pale and clear, then chances are that your glass is empty, find some1 who will buy you another beer

- If your beer fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet, then chances are that your mouth is not open when drinking or your glass has been applied to the wrong part of your face,so buy another beer and practise infront of a mirror till you get it right.

- If your feet are cold and wet, then chances are that you are holding your glass at the incorrect angle.

- If your feet are warm and wet, then chances are that you are improperly controlling your bladder, in this case, go stand next to the nearest dog, after a while, complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation.

- If the floor looks blurred, then you might be looking through the bottom of an empty glass, find some1 who will but you another beer.

- If the floor seems to be moving, then chances are that you are being carried out of the bar. Find out if you are being taken to another bar, if not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.

- If the opposite wall is covered with ceilings and flourescent tiles and florescent light strips around it, then you have most probable fallen over backward.

- If everything has gone dim and your mouth is full of cigarette butts, then you have fallen face first,

- If everything has gone dark, then chances are that the bar is closing, this might in most cases interrupt your beer consumption so scream loudly and demand to see the bar manager.

- If the taxi suddenly takes on colourful aspects and textures, then your beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations, at this stage, cover your mouth.

- If you awaken to find your bed hard cold and wet, and you cannot see your bedroom, then most likely you have spent the night on the gutter, so check your watch to see if bars are open yet, if not, treat yourself to a lie-in

happy furahi day