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Kenyan Ladies Who Smoke
petro
#21 Posted : Wednesday, November 25, 2009 7:44:00 PM
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By the way smoking has it's benefits.


As one of my former Lecturer's taught us,the following are key benefits enjoyed by smokers. I hope those of us who do not smoke will not start smoking.



1.Smokers houses are never broken into. So they do not even have to worry about taking an insurance against burglary. Why? Because smokers cough all night even in sleep so that thugs think that they are awake and alert.





2.Smokers are never disturbed or have to be worried by the problems that come with old age. This is because they die young mainly from cancer and are therefore spared all the hardship that comes with old age.





3. Smokers do not have to worry about any disturbances from evil spirits. This is because smokers stink so much that even evil spirits cannot come close to them.



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masukuma
#22 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 3:54:00 AM
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most ladies who smoke have very hoarse voices,i consider it a bad thing for a woman to smoke.
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Kioko_Nesa
#23 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 6:15:00 AM
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@Jaribu

SA Ladies smokes more than Kenyan counterparts.

I think those who smoke do it with a their 'good reason'; stress,standard,rebellion,peer group etc.

To me whatever reason it is........I HATE A LADY WHO SMOKES......



Kioko
leona
#24 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:04:00 AM
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To me,it doesnt matter who is smoking...Smoking is unhealthy and irritating!

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Djinn
#25 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 7:22:00 AM
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I think if your lady smokes,try some KY Jelly....it should help.

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tony stark
#26 Posted : Thursday, November 26, 2009 8:05:00 AM
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@ Petro LOL.
You are partly right. Smoking has economic benefits as taxes,and reduced life expectancy so you dont have to pay alot of pension. The down side is treating cancer can be very very expensive and treating other smoking related lung condition is also expensive eg COPD. But all that is negated in Kenya because we do not pay pension,and we do not pay for the healthcare of our older population.
Smoking is BAD in Kenya male and female.

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