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Kamaa
#11 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 12:35:00 PM
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'ati kwangu hawaingi...' kubaff!

it's very funny most of you are against the census on the pretext of security....

yet most of you are a household nuisance.... always latecomers!

you rarely get home before midnight...

and everytime you are always smelling pombe haramu....





you've heard me..
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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Noble
#12 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 12:42:00 PM
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@ kamaa

Ata wewe ni kubaff. How can u let them in. You should answer all the questions though the window. Why do they have to get in the house. They are counting people,not plates and cups.
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MaichBlack
#13 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 12:46:00 PM
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@ Kamaa - There is nothing as traumatizing a thugs inside your own house!!! I'd rather deal with them out there. Personally I'm not against the census. I hope it will be a success - but not at the expense of my security!!!
The truth is,a majority of people will be 'counted' without incidence but there is a sizeable percentage who will wish to forget the day! Just watch the news,read the newspapers etc. a couple of days after the census and you'll see the stories! And then we'll see who's the kubaff. I'm sure I'll revive this post to remind you who's the kubaff! Time. Time. Lets wait.
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Kamaa
#14 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:02:00 PM
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i cannot believe it....

help me understand...

aren't the alleged 'security threats' men like you?

i wish wanjiku & atieno are the one complaining....

& forgive my ignorance...

you've heard me..
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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MaichBlack
#15 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:13:00 PM
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@ Kamaa - i wish wanjiku & atieno are the one complaining....

You lost me there. Please elaborate.
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Mr.Tea
#16 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:25:00 PM
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That is a whole wrong attitude right there. Are we a nation of we versus them? The implication that we have things of value and they are thieves is what gave rise to PEV. What is the objective of the census? Planning for a more equitable distribution of resources. You are either for this or against it.Your choice....

Patience Pays in Guaranteed Checks
Patience Pays In Guaranteed Checks.
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Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 1:58:00 PM
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The last time I was counted was way back in 1979 when i was a small boy and since then i have never been counted. i don't wish to miss out on this.....so i will let the enumerators into my house just as long as they will possess some form of identification....I believe there is nowhere save in Nairobi where thugs cannot carry out their thing with or without censors!!!

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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MaichBlack
#18 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 2:21:00 PM
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@ Kaigagio - Will the Mrs be at home? You know one of the questions will be 'How many kids do you have?',Will you just mention the 'official' ones or you will include the other six simonkabz told me you have hapa na pale - ati tuliambiwa tujaze dunia sio kwetu nyumbani! Ha ha ha.
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Kaigangio
#19 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 2:40:00 PM
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@ maichblack,

wachana na siasa nduni za kabz...porojo tupu!!!

i dont have anything to be worried about because i have only one wife and no mistress.....my monthly income cannot and has never been able to support mpango wa kando,so nina kula tu na macho....machungwas are very expensive and especially now when there is no aqua!!!


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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Kamaa
#20 Posted : Wednesday, August 19, 2009 5:42:00 PM
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@ maichblack lol i now get where u r coming from... when the enumerators are leaving your hse just excuse yourself & give them the extra details regarding your other families...this will save your a** & improve accuracy..

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When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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