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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Hii phombe mnaitaka waphi??? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 4/26/2010 Posts: 71 Location: Thika/Nairobi
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tusker is just tha one http://echoproperties.kbo.co.ke
Echo estate management Limited
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Phombe na leo ni kuianza afisini!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/29/2007 Posts: 948
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McReggae wrote:Phombe na leo ni kuianza afisini!!!! pelekea mdosi mbili baridi......na kama wewe ndio Mdosi, basi itishia kiraka (clerk) tatu baridi. sasa huyu bosi ataondoka saa ngapi nikimbie hapa Barbers nikamate!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/24/2008 Posts: 479
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leo naona nitakunyua maziwa..bills zimezidi Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do-
Voltaire
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Mnisaidie kuamua....viceroy quarters, GKs ama Whitecap???? ......siku ya phombe tena hapa!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/7/2010 Posts: 2,148 Location: elderville
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McReggae wrote:Mnisaidie kuamua....viceroy quarters, GKs ama Whitecap????
......siku ya phombe tena hapa!!!! Country Walker. He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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Rhumba @ Carnivore ............lakini bei ya beer ni mbaya sana!! If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Elder wrote:McReggae wrote:Mnisaidie kuamua....viceroy quarters, GKs ama Whitecap????
......siku ya phombe tena hapa!!!! Country Walker. Steam Engine. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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vinii wrote:Rhumba @ Carnivore ............lakini bei ya beer ni mbaya sana!!
Eh tungonje chang'aa kama chupa haziwezekani. Btw why did hooters close, i will not be surprised if it is replaced by a somali run coffee house. Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Whitecap lager, phombe ya president!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/16/2009 Posts: 1,464
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McReggae wrote:Whitecap lager, phombe ya president!!!! Leo, Tusker baridi mingi............hangover Friday!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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Njung'e wrote:@Wendz...Tips.Just in case;
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass is empty.
ACTION: Call for another beer
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points towards the ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog.Complain about house training.
SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Your mouth is open, or the glass is applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in front of the mirror.
SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself tethered to the counter.
SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.
SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.
SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.
SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in.
FAULT: You've wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.
SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: You are broke.The bouncers are throwing you out.enjoy the free ride and don't yell.
SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
ACTION: Cover mouth.  "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Uzee, white lager baridi....phombe ya president!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/14/2009 Posts: 2,057
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sparkly wrote:vinii wrote:Rhumba @ Carnivore ............lakini bei ya beer ni mbaya sana!!
Eh tungonje chang'aa kama chupa haziwezekani. Btw why did hooters close, i will not be surprised if it is replaced by a somali run coffee house. The former Seasons Restaurant (next to I&M) building is now another Somali Coffee House - eeeeeiiiiiissssshhhh, too much coffee in the CBD these days!! If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/4/2007 Posts: 1,162
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My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey:
If when you say whiskey you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am against it.
But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman's step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.
This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise
C&p
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